"[singing] Hollywood! Where the streets are paved with gold, where the kiddies never grow old! Right here in Hollywood!"

"If you have any openings for a talented cat, I'm your man! Er...I mean, your cat!"

"Come on, Sawyer. Your life is not really back in that office. It's here. Dance with me?"

"Sawyer could do a romantic ballet and Woolie can even play a piano solo."

"There there, Pudge. [pats Pudge on the back while Pudge cries]"

"I'm a secretary; not an actress."

"No chow; no meow."

"Hey Kong, how's the picture coming?"

"[phone rings] Farley Wink's Animal Actors Agency. How can I help you? [listens] You need a lamb for the Moses picture…"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess and a peasant. She lived atop a hill in a glittering castle. There she had a s…"