"Even when you’re ready for it, nothing sneaks up on you like grief."

"“You’re telling me you can hack into an FBI agent’s phone?” “Only when they’re dumb enough to use their personal one …"

"302 phone number. Delaware. Truthfully, I didn’t think they allowed anyone to live in Delaware anymore."

"In every life, whatever you do, you either destroy or create."

"He felt…good, which should’ve been a sign. If life taught Zig anything, it’s that the universe saves its best punches…"

"I hate watching cable news; it makes you dumber."

"I know why you’re here, Mr. Zigarowski. Your commitment to repetition makes it nauseatingly obvious."

"There are only four different magic tricks: You make something appear. You make something disappear. You make two thi…"

"“How old are you, Mr. Zigarowski? Late forties?” “Fifty-two.” “Mhmm. You got lucky with that head of hair. Lady Time …"

"You say you’re a mortician? You should know better than anyone. Just because you’re not dead doesn’t mean you’re alive."