"“You’re telling me you can hack into an FBI agent’s phone?” “Only when they’re dumb enough to use their personal one …"

"302 phone number. Delaware. Truthfully, I didn’t think they allowed anyone to live in Delaware anymore."

"In every life, whatever you do, you either destroy or create."

"He felt…good, which should’ve been a sign. If life taught Zig anything, it’s that the universe saves its best punches…"

"I hate watching cable news; it makes you dumber."

"I know why you’re here, Mr. Zigarowski. Your commitment to repetition makes it nauseatingly obvious."

"There are only four different magic tricks: You make something appear. You make something disappear. You make two thi…"

"“How old are you, Mr. Zigarowski? Late forties?” “Fifty-two.” “Mhmm. You got lucky with that head of hair. Lady Time …"

"You say you’re a mortician? You should know better than anyone. Just because you’re not dead doesn’t mean you’re alive."

"Sure enough, as Colonel Hsu stepped into his office, she gave him a big thumbs-up with a double pump. She was a polit…"