"We didn't have MTV when I was growing up. So maybe it's the overstimulated times that we live in that causes young me…"

"You know you're like your brother Steve? And I don't think those are the shoes you should be so eager to fill. You kn…"

"This One Time at Band Camp…"

"Arielle Kebbel - Elyse Houston"

"Eugene Levy - Noah Levenstein (aka "Jim's Dad")"

"Chris Owen - Chuck Sherman"

"Matt Barr - Brandon Vandercamp"

"Jun Hee Lee - James Chong"

"Jason Earles - Ernie Kaplowitz"

"[to Elyse and Stifler] Let me see if I have this straight. Elyse, you think Matt is an arrogant jock who wears his pe…"