"Oh, you are ROTTEN, Mr. Hart. Has anyone ever told you that?! I never thought I would live to see the say I would say…"

"Oh Mr. Hart, you didn't make a mistake. You see I'll just have to remember to check, the next time I'm asked to go to…"

"I'm as nice as I know how to be to every single person down at that office. Everybody treats me like a bastard at a f…"

"So! You've been tellin' everybody I'm sleepin' with ya, huh? Well that explains it! That's why these people treat me …"

"Well, I say we hire a couple of wranglers to go upstairs and beat the shit out of him."

"Mr. Hart, if you touch that phone, I'm gonna jerk it out of the wall!"

"He's got you for poisoning him, and me for roping him, and you for acting like he was first prize at a turkey shoot!"

"I'm a widow with four kids. You know, Jerry should never have died. I'd be better off - I could've divorced him."

"We're gonna need a special locker for the hat."

"Mr. Hart, I sign your name better than you do!"