the-witcher

"They say it's the game of kings. That chess teaches one to think strategically. What a load of rubbish! Both sides have identical pieces, the rules stay invariably the same. How does this mirror real life?"

"I'm looking for a whore."

"Triss, stop thinking with your vagina and get a hold of yourself. The witcher will manage."

"Spoken like a true man, at last. Sorry, that was racist. Well said, witcher."

"My favourite type of magic — Lesbomancy."

"Life without old mates and booze is like a woman without a rump."

"History's like a coin that falls out of your pocket: you never know where it's gonna roll."

"Imagine your ancestors, carved in stone. Condemnation, not pride on their bearded faces."

"Looks like he slept in a vat full of booze. And smells like he fell out of a dwarf's arsehole."

"Uhhuhhg! A flea... has bitten a lion."

"Could a soldier dream of better than defeating a monarch? Or maybe you're afraid to fight? Maybe we should fly a white flag? It's so simple: Henselt will quickly set up his order here. Inns will be marked 'humans only'. Dwarves will choke in the mines. Elves will perish, hunted in the forests. Lords will slaughter peasants because they didn't bow low enough. Is that the land you want to leave to your children?"

"You're shitting bricks because Henselt is coming. Who is he? A god? No, he has arms, legs, and blood, as red as any of ours. If he dares to cross these walls, then we'll gladly spill some of it."

"I've waited long for this meeting. You left Redania so suddenly I had no chance to give you the send-off you so richly deserved."

"Geralt of Rivia: You're vile, Loredo. I hope you and Iorveth face each other some day, and may the best rat win."

"No tears, Boussy. One day you'll be king, and kings do not weep."

"My knights will soon be here. You must meet them, for one day you will rule them. Boussy, go wash your face — they must not see that you wept."

"Witcher Geralt. We meet again, who would've known? I thought cats always landed on four paws, but I see wolves sometimes do as well."

"I'll tell you one thing, Geralt: that succubus knows true art about as well as Zoltan knows table manners."

"Damn, you're ugly."

"What now, you piece of filth?"

"I can't cry. Don't know how..."

"Damn, I look old."

"Plow the lilies!"

"Drinking alone is as bad as shitting in company."

"I never jest."

"Have you turned stupid, soldier? Either leave on your feet or die on your back."

"That sword... is for monsters. [Geralt, disarmed of his steel sword, stabs Jacques to death with his silver sword]"

"The White Frost has stripped humanity of its luxurious robes. All that's left are beasts that think only of eating and procreating."

"Sorry, I got lost in thought."

"Geralt, I was looking for you. I had no idea Nurse Natalia was such a wellspring of passion. You've ever seen her leaning over her patients? Those eyes!"

"You've changed for the worse. Thanks for darkening my day."

"Admirable fight, but duty calls us to the Trade Quarter. Contrary to popular opinion, chaos and terror do not spread on their own."

"Mistakes, witcher- they can be deadly. Give my greetings to that young companion of yours. And now, have a nice time dying."

"A heavily armed unit will kill all wounded in the hospital and make that red-headed bitch watch. After they rape her, she will wish to die, but it will be far too late. We'll give her mutagens and see what happens. What say you, witcher? Still the indifferent tough guy?"

"Don't make me laugh, Geralt. Simplicity suits you like a fist in the nose and sentimentality suits you even less. You can't deny that. You're too smart. Besides, who do you want to defend? Foltest? A monarch with more sins on his conscience than the Professor has long words in his vocabulary?"

"You're in deep shit."

"Do not deny it, witcher. You are my greatest champion. A perfect means of destruction. Wherever you walk, death and chaos follow. Now, as was years ago, accept it. Do not fight it. Give up to me yet another man you destroyed."

"I heard heavy footsteps on the stairs. Then Triss got angry at those men. Angrier than she was when I colored her dress with the magic paint that is only seen in the dark."

"Do you have any idea of what you've done? You've sold out the city for a redhead! Get out of here before I turn you into the pig you are!"

"Since the beginning of time, woman has been the nest of all evil! The Tool of Chaos, party to the conspiracy against the world and the human race! Woman is ruled solely by corporal lust! To satisfy her insatiable anger and unnatural desires, she gladly serves demons!"

"You mock destiny. You mock it and trifle with it. Destiny is a double-edged sword. You are one edge and the other is death? No, it's we who die- because of you. Unable to catch you, death contents itself with us. Death stalks you, following in your footsteps, White Wolf. But others die. Because of you."

"Bloede arse. He got me."

"I'm an abso-fucking-lutely amazing poker player."

"Die, shite-eater!"

"You mother sucks dwarf's cock!"

"Power, sex. Sex, power. They both come down to one thing — fucking others."