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April 10, 2026
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"Dave Hemstad - Dan"
"Colin Mochrie - Boyd"
"Meghan Heffern - Candi"
"Paul Campbell - Terry"
"Ryan Belleville - Pete"
"Athena Karkanis - Rayna"
"Lauren Ash - Bernie"
"Charlie Condou - Jonatton Yeah?"
"Ben Whishaw - Pingu"
"Julian Barratt – Dan Ashcroft"
"Kevin Eldon - Nikolai the Barber"
"Richard Ayoade – Ned Smanks"
"Benedict Cumberbatch - Robin"
"Spencer Brown - Rufus Onslatt"
"Rhys Thomas - Toby"
"Nicholas Burns – Nathan Barley"
"David Hoyle - Doug Rocket"
"Julia Davis - Honda Poppet"
"Claire Keelan – Claire Ashcroft"
"Noel Fielding - Jones"
"Nina Sosanya – Sasha"
"Panic City"
""Knockout!" (series 3)"
"Rushed-off-our-feetsville"
"Twenty-two minutes late, obstacles on the line at Berrylands."
"Twenty-two minutes late, black ice at Norbiton."
"Twenty-two minutes late, escaped puma, Chessington North."
""Great!" (series 1&2)"
"Dramatic happenings in Jelly City"
"Sensations in Triflesville"
"Twenty-two minutes late, badger ate a junction box at New Malden."
"Seventeen minutes late, defective bogey at Earlsfield."
"Eleven minutes late, defective axle at Wandsworth."
"Seventeen minutes late, water seeping through the cables at Effingham Junction - there was a lot of Effingham and a good deal of Blindingham!"
"Twenty-two minutes late, fed up by train delays, came by bike. Slow puncture at Peckham."
"Success City, Arizona"
"Eleven minutes late, signal failure at Vauxhall."
"People who live in glass houses shouldn't cast beams into the moat"
"Eleven minutes late, staff shortages, Nine Elms."
"You've opened a whole new can of pots, calling the kettle by another name"
"A leopard never changes his spots twice in the same place"
"I feel like a fish out of water, but can't make him drink"
"We're putting the cart before the trees"
"So I'm sent to Birmingham?"
"We couldn't see the broth for the trees because of all the cooks"
"Eleven minutes late, staff difficulties, Hampton Wick."
"Eleven minutes late, defective junction box, New Malden."
"Eleven minutes late, overheated axle at Berrylands."
"Eleven minutes late, somebody had stolen the lines at Surbiton."
"Have I put the cat in the china shop?"