platform-fighters

"Mark Moseley as Donkey"

"Tara Strong as Luna, Dronkey"

"Conrad Vernon as Gingerbread Man"

"Michael Gough as Shrek"

"Andre Soguillzo as Puss in Boots"

"I am the thousand year old egg of destiny!"

"Holly Fields as Princess Fiona"

"Cody Cameron as Pinocchio"

"What have you done to my beautiful house?! I’m gonna knock you out!"

"That’s gross. Let’s draw!"

"James Arnold Taylor as Prince Charming, Humpty Dumpty"

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) Sorry, son. Train harder."

"(vs. Chicken) Oh, Aunt Sis made chicken for lunch!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) Rename yourself "Lord Lame". That's a better fit!"

"(vs. Fred) You're too annoying to be anyone's friend!"

"(vs. Irwin) Who's cool, now, the one who reads the monster manual, or the one inside it?"

"(vs. Hoss) Right back at you, tough guy!"

"(vs. Clown) I usually don't hurt clowns, it's bad luck."

"(vs. Viking) The boys always did gravitate towards me."

"(after being selected) Time to share the hurt! (laughs)"

"(vs. Chicken) Which came first, the chicken or my fist?"

"(ready to battle) We'll have so much friendly fun!"

"(vs. Billy) How's that for a handshake, nephew? (laughs)"

"(vs. Grim) The kids will be my friends now, Grim. (laughs)"

"(vs. Mogar) You are terribly hideous!"

"(vs. Eris) Sorry, darling. Aunt Sis is the only woman for me!"

"(vs. Jack) Pumpkins taste better smashed, wouldn't you agree?"

"(vs. Dracula) You're all bark and no bite, old man!"

"(vs. Boogey) You're not so scary when you're losing, are you?"

"(vs. Skarr) Time to meet your doom, little man."

"(vs. Boogey) You're "snot" my type! (laughs)"

"(vs. Nergaling) Oh, these little guys are absolutely adorable!"

"(wins) All the good things in life must be taken by force!"

"(vs. Irwin) Get out of my way, twerp!"

"(vs. Fred) Doo-doo says what?"

"(vs. Mandy) Now, I am the alpha female! (makes monkey sounds)"

"(vs. Billy/Nergal) I don't even like to touch you to hit you!"

"(vs. Mogar) I'm more of a smooth jazz girl!"

"(vs. Jack) The only seeds I like are the seeds of destruction."

"(vs. Nergal Jr.) Who's your mommy? No, really."

"(vs. Skarr) Pow! Right in the kisser!"

"(vs. Lord Pain) Pain isn't my flavor, darling!"

"(vs. Clown) All the world loves a clown."

"(vs. Pumpkin) Good thing I brought my pumpkin-smashing shoes!"

"(vs. Giant Pumpkin) Can the pumpkin take his lumpkins?"

"(vs. The Brain-Eating Meteor) Move over, bacon! Here comes something "meteor"!"

"(on fire) I live in lava! I shouldn't have to put up with this!"

"(mans turret) A: Even a loser can operate this thingy! B: Escape? There is no escape! C: Yippee ki yay, dorks!"

"(vs. Mandy) I didn't really like you anyway!"

"(vs. Grim) You're too skinny, Grim. You need to work out more."