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"Indianapolis, Indiana," said Constant, "is the first place in the United States of America where a white man was hanged for the murder of an Indian. The kind of people who'll hang a white man for murdering an Indian," said Constant, "that's the kind of people for me."
"I myself grew up in Indianapolis, Indiana, where common speech sounds like a band saw cutting galvanized tin, and employs a vocabulary as un-ornamental as a monkey wrench... I trust my writing most and others seem to trust it most when I sound most like a person from Indianapolis, which is what I am."
"All my jokes are Indianapolis. All my attitudes are Indianapolis. My adenoids are Indianapolis. If I ever severed myself from Indianapolis, I would be out of business. What people like about me is Indianapolis."
"Can't go west, can't go east I'm stuck in Indianapolis With a fuel pump that's deceased Ten days on the road now I'm four hours from my home town Is this Hell or Indianapolis With no way to get around?"
"Were you aware, though, that race fans sometimes have something to drink at the race? They want to come up and lick me. Iām not saying anything negative about Indianapolis or the race fans there, because I am one of them."
"No mean city."