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"This place is hotter than Tom Arnold’s sauna pants."

"Wow, I always thought Harrison Ford was taller."

"Follow the crazy, multicolor digital map, grasshopper..."

"This place is weirder than Fourth of July at Rick James’ place."

"I’m hungry, damn it!"

"Loved you in The Empire Strikes Back."

"I haven’t seen blasts like this since taco night at James Earl Jones’ house."

"This is like a luau at Mel Blanc’s house."

"I feel like I’m in Boy George’s pants!"

"Time to suffer… little one!"

"Captain, they are a bizarre alien race that find Adam Sandler funny."

"I haven’t been this scared since I was trapped in Barry Manilow’s rumpus room."

"No, no! Don't do it! I'll do anything! I know Tarantino's gardener's fiancée! I can probably get you a meeting."

"Reminds me of Halloween at Rip Taylor’s."

"Reminds me of Jackie Chan’s bathroom."

"Gex. It's me, your father."

"This is what Tim Burton thinks about when he’s in the tub."

"The Media Dimension wasn't what it once was young Gex."

"It’s tail time!"

"This looks like an all-nighter at Richard Simmons’ house."

"This place is weirder than Fourth of July at Rick James’ place."

"It's true. I didn't always look like this; I fell into a scrapheap, while trying to get free cable."

"This place is bigger than Oliver Reed’s bar tab…"

"Howdy! There's some doodie."

"(as Clint Eastwood): Do you feel lucky, punk?"

"(again, as Eastwood): Gecko's gotta know his limitations."

"There's GOLD in them there teeth!"

"(again, as Eastwood): Go ahead... make my lunch."

"(with a Mexican accent) I could use a siesta!"

"I can tickle?!"

"Hey, no kidding, did I miss the "make love, not war" level?"

"He-hey, where's the "Flee to Canada" level?"

"(singing) War is a many-splendored thing."

"This helmet is gonna muss my hair...."

"Do these boots come in red?"

"Nothing like army clothes for total comfort."

"Youuu TRY IT!"

"Rollin' rollin' rollin', rawhide!"

"Note to self: Don't get killed in big, loud war."

"(At phone) That's it, I'm calling the cops!"

"HOGAN!!! Forty days in the cooler!"

"If this was the '60s, I'd run and hide. Of course, I'd have sideburns and bell-bottoms."

"(At phone) Hi pizza guy. One large pie with dung beetles."

"You're the only one, Gex."

"INCOMIIIING!!!"

"The Pentagon spent 25 million dollars for this one level??"

"(again, as R. Lee Ermey) The first word out of your filthy sewer will be "GEX"!"

"Gooood morniiing, Menlo Park!"

"I can accessorize this: A handbag, some buttons, a bauble, a bow!"

"I feel like I'm back at '54."