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April 10, 2026
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"Debra Kelly – Liza"
"Marcy Walker – Franny"
"Dan Schneider – Chuck"
"Bronson Pinchot – Brad"
"Michael Berz – Kenny"
"Tom Parsekian – Marty"
"Frank Gorshin – Mr. Green"
"w:Samm-Art Williams – Bill Martin"
"Darby Jones — Kalaga — the Zombie"
"Have them dig a couple of graves for themselves, in case the experiment fails."
"Two zanies on a zombie hunt!"
"Hee! Hee! What ghoulish glee!"
"They're STALKING WALKING DEAD MEN... and it's a SCREAM!"
"Wally Brown — Jerry Miles"
"Alan Carney — Mike Strager"
"Bela Lugosi — Professor Paul Renault"
"Anne Jeffreys — Jean La Danse"
"Sheldon Leonard — Ace Miller"
"Frank Jenks — Gus"
"Russell Hopton — Benny"
"Joseph Vitale — Joseph"
"Louis Jean Heydt — Douglas Walker"
"Ian Wolfe — Prof. Hopkins"
"Robert Clarke — Wimpy"
"We do this... and it's over."
"[to Jared] Last time you made chili and cornbread, you ex-girlfriend was on the island. And then the time before that, you brought home a pregnant, flea-infested, three-legged dog."
"Winners make the rules and losers live by them."
"Temptation is bliss"
"Treasure Has Its Price."
"Hold your breath"
"Paul Walker - Jared Cole"
"Jessica Alba - Samantha "Sam" Nicholson"
"Scott Caan - Bryce Dunn"
"Ashley Scott - Amanda Collins"
"Josh Brolin - Derek Bates"
"James Frain - Reyes"
"Tyson Beckford - Primo"
"Dwayne Adway - Roy"
"Javon Frazer - Danny"
"Simon Jones - Toby Prooth"
"[handing a fireman, Dave, a newspaper clipping] Read this, pal, and weep: "Paradise for pennies...a Garden of Eden, built on a secluded lagoon with its own private dock and speedboat included. Contact Mr. Banks, St. Nicholas.""
"I heard about this guy in Cicero, well he stiffed a loanshark, so a couple of these guys got him, cut off his arm, beat him to death with the arm, and shoved it in a food processor and made a dip out of it. Then they served it to his family at his sister's wedding. And the sister loved it so much, she wanted the recipe. It's a crazy world, isn't it?"
"Last time I smoked that stuff, they found me on top of the Sears Tower trying to build a nest."
"[to Ernest Reed, the owner of Club Paradise, during a storm] Oh, sure! Go start a revolution. It's not gonna look good on your resumé, you know!"
"[yelling at Ernest] Oh Yeah! Rattan's gonna make a nice bulletproof barricade! Why don't you just build yourself a Wicker tank??"
"[to his girlfriend Phillipa Lloyd ("Miss Philadelphia") after being released from jail] Babe, this is the only country in the world where the constitution is written in pencil."
"[creating a new slogan for his club] Club Paradise. Your Hot Spot For Fun With Guns in the Sun."
"I ain't one for these songs! I have my own songs—I'm not doing these songs."
"There's a sickness in this place, and I'm the doctor. It's time to operate!"
"[during a polo game] Sol, the boys are back. Our ship has come in. Now we've gotta deliver."