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April 10, 2026
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"Mildred Joanne Smith - Cora Brooks"
"Richard Widmark - Ray Biddle"
"Linda Darnell - Edie Johnson, John Biddle's widow"
"Stephen McNally - Dr. Dan Wharton"
"Maude Simmons - Luther's mother (uncredited)"
"Dots Johnson - "Lefty" Jones"
"Dick Paxton - John Biddle (uncredited)"
"Harry Bellaver - George Biddle"
"Sidney Poitier - Dr. Luther Brooks"
"Stanley Ridges - Dr. Sam Moreland"
"Your driver will be ready as soon as he puts on his pants."
"Sharmeen Nanjiani: Since when are you someone to stand up? You know who I think should stand up is Malala. She has something to say, she has something to say!"
"It’s just really hard to do standup comedy when your girlfriend is in a coma."
"Look at me. Look me in the eyes when you fuck me! Look at me. PLEASE! (after fast-food worker refuses his order)"
"Azmat Nanjiani: (to Kumail) You should be stylish like your father. It's not very difficult. Just observe me."
"Apparently, there are good and bad comas. And the kind that they put her in, the medically induced ones, are definitely the good kind of coma. Like you know how there are good and bad carbs? Gremlins, those can be good or bad."
"Zoe Kazan — Emily Gardner"
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"Ray Romano — Terry Gardner"
"Zenobia Shroff - Sharmeen Nanjiani"
"Kumail Nanjiani — Kumail Nanjiani"
"Holly Hunter - Beth Gardner"
"Naveed Nanjiani: Listen to yourself. You hardly sound Pakistani. "Cookies"? You sound like Julia Louis-Dreyfus. You're such a burger."
"An Awkward True Story"
"So, uh, 9/11? No, I mean, I've always wanted to have a conversation about it with... (pauses) people."
"Adeel Akhtar - Naveed Nanjiani"
"Anupam Kher - Azmat Nanjiani"
"(to Kumail) Naw dog. I'm not joking. You're not funny to me. You just make me sad. You make me sad inside of my heart, and it makes me sad to look at you. So I think you should probably go. Just go and tell my mom I want her. (Kumail is stunned.) Will you please get my mom?"
"I read in an interview with Hugh Grant, he said he doesn't smile because it makes his face look fat. So I didn't smile in pictures for many years."
"Taylor Hurley — The Ghost Girl"
"Dee Wallace — Nurse Russell/Jessie's Mom"
"Rachel Melvin — Meg"
"Dig Wayne — Arlo Ray Baine/Dynamite Jones"
"Happy Mahaney — Emmett"
"Nicole Rayburn — Marie"
"Jilon VanOver — Kevin"
"Josh Holt — Freddy"
"You Don't Have A Ghost Of A Chance"
"Trish Coren — Jessie Holden"
"Michael Samluk — Allan"
"M. Steven Felty — Jacob"
"David Thornton - Jimmy Palumbo"
"Shawn Hatosy - Mitch Quigley"
"Heather Wahlquist - Julie Byrd"
"Robert Duvall - Lt. Frank Grimes"
"Laura Harring - Gina Palumbo"
"Troy Beyer - Miriam Smith"
"Denzel Washington - John Quincy Archibald"
"Ray Liotta - Chief Gus Monroe"
"Desperate times call for desperate measures."