Films About Undercover Police Officers

"Dennis Burkley - Oatmeal"

"Leon Rippy - Virgil"

"Rip Torn - Deputy Butch Prescott"

"Courtney B. Vance - Conroy Price"

"Michael Madsen - "Blood""

"Linda Fiorentino - Renee Jason"

"Charlie Sheen - Dan Saxon/Sid/William Patrick Steiner"

"[to Dan] You can't tell the knife from the fuckin' wound anymore."

"[after Dan has foiled the gang's convenience store robbery] You just stepped on your meat, man."

"Shut up! Don't say anything, don't do anything, just fucking sit there!"

"Larry Ferguson - Sheriff Bob Kelly"

"Rino Thunder - Charlie "Bogus Charlie""

"Suzanne Lloyd — Maxine Powell"

"Terence Longdon — Jonathan Westering, MI5"

"The Most Famous Secret Agent Of All Is Back In A New Adventure!"

"Henry Silva — Mr. Moto"

"Ian Fleming — Rogers"

"Richard Evans — Chief Inspector Marlow"

"Henry Gilbert — David Lennox"

"Gordon Tanner — Russell McAllister"

"Antony Booth — Hovath"

"Harold Kasket — Shahrdar of Wadi"

"Peter Zander — Charles Ginelli"

"Stanley Morgan — Inspector Jim Halliday"

"Brian Coburn — Magda, Hussein's Henchman"

"w:Marne Maitland – Wasir Hussein"

"Martin Wyldeck — Helmut "Dargo" Engle"

"Marlon Wayans as Marcus Copeland"

"Oh yeah? Well, your mother's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, "Only in America"!"

"Exqueeze me?"

"I got the buckwheat."

"Teach him how to say, "Quiero Taco Bell". 'Kay?"

"Yo mama's so old, her breast milk is powdered. You breastfeed like this."

"Yeah, hasta la vista Schwarzenegro. Okay, bye."

"I'm so freakin' pissed! First of all, Dr. Dorfman totally messes up my nose job; I asked him to make me look like Gwyneth Paltrow, I get out of the surgery table lookin' like frickin' Shrek!"

"Hold my poodle."

"What a beautiful chocolate man."

"I don't see why I gotta go out with Buffy the White Girl Slayer!"

"White meat only."

"Once you go black, you're gonna need a wheelchair."

"Easy white chocolate, I wouldn't want you to melt."

"Did you know oysters are an aphrodisiac?"

"Someone get this jiggaboo away from me."

"[Marcus/Tiffany sprays him with mace] She don't know it yet... oh, but that's wifey right there."

"[while eating oysters] Tongue's kinda big."

"[after A Thousand Miles begins to play] How did you know? I love this song!"

"Shawn Wayans as Kevin Copeland"

"Busy Philipps as Karen Googlestein"

"Jessica Cauffiel as Tori"

"Jennifer Carpenter as Lisa"