"[having just seen Ann's videotape] I wasn't going to say anything, 'cause I thought you'd be devastated. But looking at you now. [snicker] Yeah, I fucked Elizabeth. Before your problem. Hell, while you two were going out. She was nothing special. She was good in bed. [beat] She sure could keep a secret. That's about all I can say about her. [after John leaves, Graham goes inside and destroys all the videotapes]"

"I think that um... I think that sex is overrated. I think that people place far too much importance on it, and I think that stuff about women wantin' it just as bad as men is crap. I mean I think that women want it, I just don't think that they want it for the same reason that men think they do."

"Peter Gallagher - John Mullany"

"Laura San Giacomo - Cynthia Patrice Bishop"

"James Spader - Graham Dalton"

"Ron Vawter - Therapist"

"Andie MacDowell - Ann Bishop Mullany"

"I remember reading somewhere that men learn to love the person that they're attracted to, and that women become more and more attracted to the person that they love."

"Alan Stock as Bob"

"Catherine Hicks as Dean Elisabeth Graves"

"Michael Goldner as Man in Car"

"J. B. Quon as Another Kid"

"E. J. Moore as Kid"

"Greg Evigan as Professor Andrew Graves"

"Brendan Penny as Will Mitchell"

"Miriam McDonald as Danielle "Daisy" Brooks / Ivy"

"Gregory Vignolle as Alvaro"

"Susan Tyrrell as Mrs. B"

"Athena Massey as Rebecca"

"Terence Paul Winter as Ethan"

"Michael McLafferty as Scott, Boy at Party"

"[referring to Ivy] She was definitely a turnoff, too overt. Look at her. Obviously, big problems. Most girls don't fly through the air with their skirt around their waist. Supergirl at least had the decency to wear tights; not that I read comics. I'm more the politically, environmentally correct feminist, poetry-reading type. You know, boring. I wonder if she posed for that painting. Great perm. Blond hair, obvious bleach job. Too bad it's six months old. I don't know how she does it. I get airsick on a seesaw. I guess she's sort of beautiful. I don't know. Those lips. Lips are supposed to be a perfect reflection of another part of a woman's anatomy. Not that I'm a lesbian. Well, maybe I am. No, definitely not. I told my mother I was, just for shock value. She said, "Fine, just as long as you don't smoke." Which, of course, is my main joy in life. Probably oral compensation. I don't think I was breast-fed. I can't imagine where she came from. None of the other kids at my school are that scangy. I really wish we could be friends."

"Andrea Whitburn as Magenta Hart"

"Tom Skerritt as Darryl Cooper"

"Drew Barrymore as Ivy"

"Shawna Waldron as Azalea Berges"

"Megan Edwards as Joy Greer"

"Leonardo DiCaprio as Guy"

"Jeanne Sakata as Isabelle"

"Michael Des Barres as Ivan Greer"

"Time Winters as Old Man"

"Charley Hayward as Tiny"

"Billy Kane as James"

"[to Sylvie Cooper] How did they know it was you? Wait a sec. I've seen your dad. He is that guy, that jerk on TV who does those tweaked editorials. You phoned in a bomb threat to your own father?! That's great. No, I mean it. I'm gonna break this to you real slow. Your dad's an idiot."

"Mary Gordon Murray as M.D."

"[to Michael] I bet you've promised yourself all sorts of things where Joy is concerned, but promises were meant to be broken, Michael."

"Jaime Pressly as Violet"

"Get the hell off the street!! Because the only people who are safe there are the drug dealers. They have more firepower than the police department."

"Ivy thought her best friend had the perfect house, the perfect family, the perfect life. So she took them."

"Sabrinah Christie as Ivy - Age 9"

"Merete Van Kamp as Catherine Greer"

"What Ivy wants, Ivy gets."

"Shanna Moakler as Jaimie"

"Well, I'll tell you one thing: the kids are learning the metric system here... kilos, grams, that sort of thing. We're in jail, we've put ourselves in jail, and we're gonna stay in jail, while the people who should be behind bars are free on the streets. This has been A Piece of My Mind. I'm Darryl Cooper, general manager of KTVM. Thank you."

"Susan Ward as Sandy, Girl at Party"

"[to Sylvie Cooper] I ought to slap you good. You can't put 200 people out on a sidewalk just because you don't like an editorial! They're trying to get rid of me. Whose side are you on, anyway? Sylvie, you hurt me."

"Cheryl Ladd as Georgie Cooper"

"Crystal Lowe as Isabel Turner"

"I don't need no lousy bus. I don't need no Mercedes. I'm in charge of my own fate."