evil-dead

"Now the sun will be up in an hour or so, and we can all get out of here together. You, me, Linda, Shelly. Hmm... Well... not Shelly, see? We'll all be going home together. Wouldn't you like to be going home? I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you? Scott?"

"[get's freaked out by the recorder] TURN IT OFF!"

"[after being raped by the trees and running back to the cabin] No, no it was the woods themselves! [sobbing] They're alive Ashley, the trees, they're alive!"

"[after becoming possessed] Why have you disturbed our sleep; awakened us from our ancient slumber? [shouts] You will die! Like the others before you, one by one, we will take you. [falls to the floor]"

"[possessed] I'm all right now, Ashley! Come unlock this chain and let me out! I'm all right now! It's your sister Cheryl!"

"[possessed] Soon all of you will be like me... And then who will lock you up in a cellar?"

"Oh go to hell, I'm not honking at you!"

"Ash, she's dead. Shelly's dead. We gotta bury her now."

"Ash, Cheryl was right. It's not gonna let us leave. We're all gonna die here!"

"[singing] We're going to get you. We're going to get you. Not another peep. Time to go to sleep."

"[possessed] It's useless! Useless! In time it will come for him and then it will come for you!"

"[her face is smoking and scarred] I don't know what I would have done if I had remained on those hot coals, burning my pretty flesh."

"Why does she keep making those horrible noises! Her eyes. What's wrong with her eyes? For God's sake, what happened to her eyes???!!"

"I believe I have made a significant find in the Kandarian ruins, a volume of ancient Sumarian burial practices and funerary incantations. It is entitled "Naturon Demonto", roughly translated: Book of the Dead. The book is bound in human flesh and inked in human blood. It deals with demons and demon resurrection and those forces which roam the forest and dark bowers of Man's domain. The first few pages warn that these enduring creatures may lie dormant but are never truly dead. They may be recalled to active life through the incantations presented in this book. It is through the recitation of these passages that the demons are given license to possess the living."

"I know now that my wife has become host to a Kandarian demon. I fear that the only way to stop those possessed by the spirits of the book is through the act of... bodily dismemberment."

"[Spell] Tátra, amistróbin, hazárta. Tantír, manov, mansízon hazánzobar. Sumunda ropsa, darhis haikur dunsderódza. Kanda, kanda, kanda..."

"I have seen the dark shadows moving in the woods and I have no doubt that whatever I have resurrected through this book is sure to come calling for me...."

"Can They Be Stopped?"

"The Ultimate Experience In Grueling Terror"

"They got up on the wrong side of the grave."

"The first Evil Dead, when I first saw it, I was mortified. Petrified. I was afraid. I saw it at a friend’s house with a friend who lived right across the street from me, one lane traffic, suburbs, and I just walked across the street looking around for the evil dead coming at me."

"Bruce Campbell - Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams"

"Ellen Sandweiss - Cheryl"

"Richard DeManincor - Scott"

"Betsy Baker - Linda"

"Theresa Tilly - Shelly"

"Sound the trumpets, raise the drawbridge, and drop the Oldsmobile."

"They're looking for a few dead men."

"How can you destroy an army that's already dead?"

"In an age of darkness, at a time of evil... When the world needed a hero, what it got was him."

"Bruce Campbell - Ashley J. "Ash" Williams/"Evil Ash""

"Embeth Davidtz - Sheila"

"Marcus Gilbert - Lord Arthur"

"My name is Ash, and I am a slave. As close as I can figure, the year is 1300 AD, and I'm being dragged to my death. Wasn't always like this. I had a real life once, a job. [now Ash is in a flashback] Hardware, aisle twelve. Shop smart: shop S-Mart! [back to monologue] I had a wonderful girlfriend, Linda. [Flashback: Ash and Linda at the cabin] Together we drove to a small cabin in the mountains. It seems an archaeologist had come to this remote place to translate and study his latest find: Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, The Book of the Dead. Bound in human flesh and inked in blood, this ancient Sumerian text contained bizarre burial rites, funerary incantations and demon resurrection passages. It was never meant for the world of the living. The book awoke something dark in the woods. [something crashes through the window of the cabin and Linda screams] It took Linda, and then it came for me. It got into my hand and it went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist. [Ash is seen cutting off his hand] But that didn't stop it. It came back... Big time. [Ash gets pulled into the vortex holding onto the doorway] For God's sake! How do you stop it?!"

"Richard Grove - Duke Henry the Red"

"Timothy Patrick Quill - Blacksmith"

"Michael Earl Reid - Gold Tooth"

"Bridget Fonda - Linda"

"Patricia Tallman - Possessed Witch"

"Ted Raimi - Cowardly Warrior/Second Supportive Villager/S-Mart Clerk"

"Ian Abercrombie - Wiseman"

"All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my 'BOOMSTICK!' [continuing nonchalantly] It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart: shop S-Mart... YA GOT THAT?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates even touches me... [yells, shoots at the pit Deadite, then shoots again]"

"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. [spits out grape seed] Blow."

"Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!"

"It's a trick. Get an axe."

"[trying out his new prosthetic gloved hand] Groovy!"

"[about to kiss Sheila] Gimme some sugar, baby."

"Good, bad... I'm the guy with the gun."

"Three books? Wait a minute... hold it. Nobody said anything about three books! Ooh, that stinkin' wiseman! He was so busy fillin' me full of his secret little words and his phrases and his BULLSHIT, that he never said anything about this!"

"Klaatu Barada NNNNNNecktie. Nectar. Nickel. Noodle. It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Klaatu... Barada... N [clears his throat into his hand, then pauses] Okay... that's it!"