"Oh, Mufti, pray come look at all these lovely creatures in the moat. I adore them all. Why, Mufti, nothing is greater than the proud alligator. Why, to me, he is more like a brother. And that's why I smile at each crocodile, who, in truth, might be somebody's mother. And remember, Mufti, a pus that is octor could perhaps be a doctor, if the world only gave him the chance. And the toothy old shark, might desire as a lark, to learn how to sing and to dance. Yes, nothing is prettier, or wiser or wittier, or brings lovelier dreams when I'm sleepy, than my comrades afloat in this splendid old moat, lovely creatures all crawly and creepy."

"Jasper has yet to meet the likes of Marmaduke, the tailor!"

"Oh, to think that I should sink as low as Bibbentucker. I, who once swindled all of London town. I simply cannot face Bibbentucker. I'd sooner become honest. [weeps]"

"With the entire treasury in my pocket, and the princess as my bride, I'll be sure to rule the empire!"

"Pamela Hensley - C.J. Parsons"

"Buddy Ebsen - Uncle Roy Houston"

"Barbara Stock - Susan Silverman"

"Paul Brinegar - Lamar Pettybone"

"Lincoln Kilpatrick - Lt. Michael Hoyt"

"Richard Jaeckel - Lt. Martin Quirk"

"Penny Santon - Mama Rosa Novelli"

"Lee Horsley - Mattlock 'Matt' Houston"

"Dennis Fimple - Bo"

"George Wyner - Murray Chase"

"Avery Brooks - Hawk"

"Carolyn McCormick - Rita Fiore"

"Robert Urich - Spenser"

"Ron McLarty - Lt. Frank Belson"

"John Aprea - Lt. Vince Novelli"

"Adrian Zmed - Officer Vincent "Vince" Romano (Seasons 1–4)"

"Heather Thomas - Jody Banks"

"Jo Ann Pflug - Samantha "Big Jack" Jack (1981–1982)"

"Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell, But I've been seen with Farrah. I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine. I've been on fire with Sally Field, gone fast with a girl named Bo. But somehow they just don't end up as mine... It's a death-defying life I lead, I'll take my chances. I've died for a living in the movies and TV. But the hardest thing I'll ever do is watch my leading ladies, Kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee.I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand-new car, 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star."

"Lee Majors - Colt Seavers"

"Douglas Barr - Howie "Kid" Munson"

"April Clough - Officer Vicki Taylor (Season 1)"

"Hugh Farrington - Detective Lieutenant Pete O'Brien (Seasons 3–5)"

"William Shatner - Sergeant Thomas Jefferson "T. J." Hooker (Seasons 1–5)"

"Markie Post - Terri Shannon / Michaels (1982–1985)"

"Heather Locklear - Officer Stacy Sheridan (Seasons 2–5)"

"Richard Herd - Captain Dennis Sheridan (main cast Seasons 1–2, occasional special guest star Seasons 3–4)"

"James Darren - Police Officer Jim Corrigan (Seasons 2–5)"

"We're like Donny and Marie, without all the fun and musical numbers."

"I don't care about sport, I have a life."

"Bill Melendez as Snoopy, Spike, Woodstock"

"Kaitlyn Maggio as Little Pigtailed Girl, Violet"

"Adam Taylor Gordon as Charlie Brown"

"Ashley Rose Orr as Lucy van Pelt"

"Hannah Leigh Dworkin as Sally Brown"

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask "when will it all end?" Then a voice comes to me that says "right after the credits.""

"Tim Deters - Rerun van Pelt"

"Happiness is a warm puppy."

"Jimmy Bennett as Rerun van Pelt"

"Sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life."

"Corey Padnos as Linus van Pelt"

"Christopher Ryan Johnson - Schroeder"

"Nick Price as Schroeder"

"Megan Taylor Harvey - Sally Brown"

"Corey Padnos - Linus van Pelt"