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April 10, 2026
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"Well, that worked out pretty good."
"What could possibly go wrong?"
"Who leaves this crap lying around?"
"What the bleep?"
"I'm no scientist, but I bet that clock has something to do with time."
"Excellent!"
"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."
"What now? A giant crab? A giant dog? A giant...carrot?"
"Hey, it's one of those bell-ringy-thingies!"
"Do I really look that fat?"
"I smell tacos."
"That can't be good."
"What next? The obligatory boss battle?"
"Kid? How about you call me Scaler?"
"Did anyone get the license plate number of that truck? I got to stop eating that chili before I hit the sack. (burps) It always gives me weird dreams."
"What a wimp. Are you sure your name isn’t Captain Bootlick?"
"Okay, maybe I’m not dreaming. Maybe… maybe this is real."
"I’m no speck of dust. I can do anything!"
"Wow! You are one ugly figment of my imagination!"
"Hey, you’re that guy on TV! Private Buttbreath!"
"This is not just any lizard egg. It’s an egg from my world. What do you want with it?"
"Okay, have it your way. You’re not a dream."
"Yuck! This better work."
"I don't suppose you'd stop if I told you how painful this was?...Didn't think so."
"Forget it, Spanx. It’s Chinatown."
"You're a bad, BAD weasel...Or whatever you are."
"Oh my God! It’s Roman Polanski!"
"Could you please stop breaking things with my face?!"
"You have a plan that DIDN'T involve using me as a war mace?"
"It is my destiny to defeat the Pride-landers. [laughs]"
"Young fool!"
"You’ll never beat me!"
"You can attack enemies by pouncing them. To use your pounce attack, press the role button, then press the roar button, once you are in the air!"
"To be a true king little Simba, you must learn to defeat enemies. Press the roar button to attack your enemies."
"And here's my little secret. [whispers]"
"[chuckles] Good try."
"Defeat Scar to regain your throne!"
"I feel like I run a marathon!"
"I think not! I am the King!"
"One day you will be a great king, Simba."
"To protect yourself Simba, you must learn to roar. Press the roar button to scare your enemies. One day you too will be a great king Simba."
"Hey! Come back here, Hairball!"
"Mufasa was so easily beaten. Like father, like son."
"You’re not a king!"
""Shoot the switch over the giant mine cart to make the path complete in Diddy's mine area." (Red door)"
""Get DK's coconut shooter from Funky's Store and use it to hit the coconut switches." (Yellow door)"
""Use Diddy to open the gate to Lanky's cave. Once inside, slam the stumps and shoot the Zingers!" (Blue door)"
"No! The time has come. Goodbye, DK Isles!"
"Don't tell me what I can't do!"
"Don't be afraid, young ones. It's only me, Wrinkly Kong. My body may have passed away since DKC3, but I'm here in spirit to help you defeat those naughty crocodiles. I can use my supernatural powers to reveal to you and your friends where that rogue K. Rool has hidden some of your precious Golden Bananas. You can come and see me wherever you see my face. Don't be shy now, dearies."