"That was yesterday. Today, you're a mutilated freak. I'm a show dog. These are your friends now. You can all get together and lick each other's nothingness."

"Someone put this loser out of his misery."

"[Rated PG-13 Version] Oh, rats! I recognize that expression anywhere. Don't say anything."

"[Rated PG Version] Oh, no. I recognize that expression anywhere. Don't say anything."

"[Rated G Version] Oh, gosh. I recognize that expression anywhere. Don't say anything."

"Oh, (Bleep). I recognize that expression anywhere. Don't say anything."

"Lucky, no! That's not a squirrel! That's a skunk!"

"[to Lucky] Hey! Zip it!"

"[Rated PG-13 Version] Eat the squirrel!"

"[Rated PG-13 Version; realized he's goin' to be neutered] Not good."

"[Rated PG Version] Stop that squirrel!"

"[Rated PG Version; realized he's goin' to be neutered] No way."

"[Rated G Version] Catch this squirrel!"

"[Rated G Version; realized he's goin' to be neutered] Not yet."

"Kill the squirrel!"

"Saruman: If you should ever be in need of assistance, my lord."

"It isn't that I don't wish to marry you, Wulf. I don't wish to marry any man."

"The boy I knew would never wish for war."

"I'm the fastest rider you have."

"We have to get our people out!"

"I know you feel like you've lost everything, but I'm still with you, father. I'm still here."

"I am bride to no one."

"You may wear a crown upon your head, but that does not make you a king!"

"Hèra, daughter of Helm. I, Wulf, seek your hand in marriage."

"He's dead! You will pay for this with your life."

"The boy you knew is gone."

"Your people will perish."

"First, I will kill your brothers, then your father. With or without honor, I will take the throne."

"You think I am afraid of you? [Hèra: You should be.]"

"We've come with an offer to strengthen Rohan."

"You do not command the royalty you think you do."

"You will live to regret this, old man."

"[narrating] All Middle-earth knows the tale of the War of the Ring. But 200 years before that, there was an older tale."

"[narrating] It is not easy to hold on to hope when an ill wind blows. Winter bit hard that year. Yet still, the siege held fast."

"[narrating] Night after night, a ghostly horn echoed in the Deep, the harbinger of death. Fear took hold of Wulf's men. Whispers spread that Helm Hammerhand was human no more. He bore no weapon, and no weapon could smite him. A terror born of madness and grief, a wraith."

"Wrot: What does Mordor want with rings anyway?"

"Brian Cox - Helm Hammerhand"

"Gaia Wise - Hèra"

"Miranda Otto - Éowyn"

"Yazdan Qafouri - Hama"

"Benjamin Wainwright - Haleth"

"Laurence Ubong Williams - Fréaláf Hildeson"