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"I don't wanna worry no more, Wayne. I deserve nice things. I have cosmopolitan taste."
"It'll be our secret. [runs over Pearl's head with the truck's wheels until she crushes Pearl to a pulp, speeds off] Divine intervention. Praise the fuckin' Lord."
"There wasn't anything he wouldn't do for me back then. That's the power of beauty."
"We don't need Hollywood. These type of pictures turn regular folks into stars. We're gonna do it all ourselves."
"Two keys to keepin' a healthy relationship. Never let a good woman out of your sight. Never mention her weight. How do you think I've been surrounded by so many beautiful females my whole life? There's an art to it."
"[on his shotgun] Hell, this ain't even loaded. Pointing it and waving it around is usually enough to scare them straight."
"Everybody likes sex. It's a gas. We're just not afraid to admit it. Queer, straight, black, white - it's all disco."
"Well, you know I'm always game. My American Dream is not unreasonable. I just want a paid-for house with a big ole pool, so I can float around with my knees in the breeze and tan these titties."
"I was dealt a good hand. People spend a lot of money to look at what God gave me. Be a sin not to take care of 'em."
"It's just sex. You can decide who you wanna love, but not who you wanna screw. Attraction's out of our control. It ain't healthy keeping those feelings locked away inside."
"Take it from me, letting outdated traditions control how you live your life will get you nowhere."
"Sheriff Dentler: Well, by the looks of everythin', I'd say one goddamn fucked up horror picture."
"Dying to Show You a Good Time"
"One God Damn Fucked Up Horror Picture"
"Mia Goth - Maxine Minx / Pearl"
"Brittany Snow - Bobby-Lynne"
"Scott Mescudi - Jackson"
"Martin Henderson - Wayne"
"Jenna Ortega - Lorraine"
"Owen Campbell - RJ"
"Stephen Ure -Howard"
"Simon Prast - a televangelist"
"James Gaylyn - Sheriff Dentler"