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aprile 10, 2026
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"Rockin' good news."
"Man, I had a boner with a capital "O"."
"I'd like to apologise to you gentlemen for referring to you all as homosexuals. You taught me a valuable lesson in life."
"She turns over, peels off them orange pants, spreads her legs real wide and says to me..."Take a bite of Peach.""
"Stab it and steer."
"[to Lula] The way your head works is God's own private mystery."
"[to Lula] Those toenails dry yet, sweetheart? We've got some dancing to do."
"I've just met the good witch."
"Cheez Louise! Sailor, baby, you're really something!"
"This whole world's wild at heart and weird on top."
"[to Sailor] Uh oh. Baby, you'd better get me back to that hotel. You've got me hotter than Georgia asphalt."
"It's Night of the Living fucking Dead!"
"[to Lula] You know, I sure do like a girl with nice tits like yours who talks tough and looks like she can fuck like a bunny. Do you fuck like that? Cause if you do, I'll fuck you good. Like a big old jackrabbit bunny, jump all around that hole. Bobby Peru don't come up for air."
"Say it! I'll tear your fucking heart out, girl!"
"Speaking of Jack, One eyed Jack's yearning to go a peeping in a seafood store!"
"Y'all take a listen, you'll hear the deep sound comin' down from Bobby Peru."
"Marietta Fortune: Buffalo hunting? I've gone buffalo hunting? What the fuck does that mean? Buffalo hunting!"
"Cousin Dell: I'm making my lunch!"
"OO Spool: My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have not told you the type of dog which I have. Perhaps you even picture Toto, from The Wizard of Oz. But I can tell you, my dog is always with me. WOOF!"
"Nicolas Cage - Sailor Ripley"
"Laura Dern - Lula Fortune"
"Willem Dafoe - Bobby Peru"
"J.E. Freeman - Marcelles Santos"
"Crispin Glover - Cousin Dell"
"Diane Ladd - Marietta Fortune"
"Calvin Lockhart - Reggie"
"Isabella Rossellini - Perdita Durango"
"Harry Dean Stanton - Johnnie Farragut"
"Grace Zabriskie - Juana Durango"
"Sherilyn Fenn - Girl in Accident"
"Marvin Kaplan - Uncle Pooch"
"Gregg Dandridge - Bob Ray Lemon"
"Sheryl Lee - The Good Witch"
"Jack Nance - OO Spool"
"John Lurie - Sparky"