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aprile 10, 2026
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"So...what would you little maniacs like to do first?"
"You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll... chips, dips, chains, whips... You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear, acting like complete animals."
"If you ever get the chance, shower with them. I did. Mmm, it's a mindscramble. Hurts so good."
"[to Wyatt's grandparents after they arrive unannounced] You ought to know better than to walk into somebody's house and start hitting people with your Rex Harrison hat!"
"How 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?"
"I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad everything. I'm even considering makin' up some shit!"
"You two donkey-dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue."
"It's all in the name of science. Weird Science."
"Something weird is happening at Wyatt and Gary's."
"They went from zeroes to heroes in one fantastic weekend."
"Gary and Wyatt have created the perfect woman. And she'll do anything they say all in the name of science."
"...it's purely sexual."
"If you can't get a date, make one!"
"Anthony Michael Hall - Gary Wallace"
"Kelly LeBrock - Lisa"
"Ilan Mitchell-Smith - Wyatt Donnelly"
"Bill Paxton - Chet Donnelly"
"Suzanne Snyder - Deb"
"Judie Aronson - Hilly"
"Robert Downey Jr. - Ian"
"Robert Rusler - Max"
"Vernon Wells - Lord General"
"Michael Berryman - Mutant Biker"