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aprile 10, 2026
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"I don't work with lightning! I hate it! Ptui! I work with all this other shit!"
"Would you like to buy a monkey?"
"Is good, ya? Is funny?"
"Mac Turner: Crap? I like crap. I love crap. I need crap. Crap is what sells newspapers. Look around you. Crap, crap, crap. Crap, crap, crap, crap."
"The Mayor: This is Transylvania. Don't you want to ask us about Dracula? How about the Creature from the Black Lagoon? I got Godzilla in the next room. How about The Blob?"
"WANTED: Two thrill-seeking reporters, brains optional, looking to dig up the story of the century. For information call..."
"Jeff Goldblum — Jack Harrison"
"Joseph Bologna — Dr. Malavaqua"
"Ed Begley Jr. — Gil Turner"
"Carol Kane — Lupi"
"Jeffrey Jones — Lepescu"
"John Byner — Radu"
"Geena Davis — Odette"
"Michael Richards — Fejos"
"Donald Gibb — Wolfman"
"Norman Fell — Mac Turner"
"Teresa Ganzel — Elizabeth Ellison"
"Rudy De Luca — Lawrence Malbot"
"Inge Appelt — Madame Morovia"