The Slow Mo Guys

"Gavin: Do you think that if you [wrapped rubber bands around] a human head, it would eventually cave it in."

"Dan: Eventually? Yeah.}}"

"Dan: It’s hard to write on an egg."

"Gavin: You’ve got uh– 'eggcellent' handwriting."

"Dan: Thanks, b."

"Gavin: Mine’s shocking it’s so bad–"

"Dan: –Mine’s really bad too."

"Gavin: I haven't had to write anything for years."

"Dan: Everyone always told me I should be a doctor because I’ve got rubbish handwriting."

"Gavin: Everyone always told me I should be a doctor and then they realized I was an idiot."

"Gavin: Okay, how's this for a mental stat: The camera recorded for 5.1 seconds..."

"Dan: Yeah."

"Gavin: ...and generated nineteen and a half hours of footage."

"Dan: *pulls a face* I think I'm gonna be sick. That's disgraceful."

"Gavin: Almost a day of footage."

"Dan: That's vile."

"Gavin: Do you think we should just stick it... like, put it on the second channel, as a whole video?"

"Video annotation, linking to said footage: Oh no we didn't"