The Omega Man

"Hi. Another day, another dollar."

"[To a bust of Julius Caesar set up near a chessboard] Your move, Imperator."

"[makes drink] Join me? Hmm? Miserable schmuck! [to his own image on the video screen]"

"Isn't he? Isn't he a sullen b- [stops when he hears the "Family" outside]"

"[to the "Family"] SHUT UP! Why the hell can't you leave me alone?"

"[later, to the bust of Caesar] What day is it, anyway? Monday? Huh? The hell it is. It's Sunday. Sunday I always dress for dinner."

"[first lines, as the last man on earth wrecks his car] There's never a cop around when you need one."

"[Enters a car dealership in search of a new car, talks to a decomposed corpse of a car salesman] Cannot say I am too crazy about the paint job...Thanks a lot you cheating bastard."

"[talking to his own image on a TV screen] Hi, Big Brother, how's your ass?"

"[hearing the "Family" loudly holding a book-burning revel] At it again, I see? What will it be tonight? Museum of Science? Some library? Poor miserable bastards."

"You know the old song? If you were the only girl in the world, and I was the only boy, well, okay, but until then, don't bother me? Well, I guess I'm the only boy...."

"And Speedy Bob Neville- his great legs churning goes speeding across the finish line with a three minute and fifty second mile. Go ahead, let's see some son-of-a-bitch beat that."

"[Unsure whether or not he saw a healthy human woman or if it just his imagination] Is this how it starts? A trip to the laughing academy? No, you silly bastard, it starts with you asking yourself silly questions. Okay, let's get cleaned up."

"We were warned about The End. Well, here it is."

"Take him to the little room... for questioning."

"Here is the instrument of cleansing, my brethren. And nothing quite cleanses like fire."

"Lisa: Is there anything you can do, DOCTOR, I mean, seeing as how you've lost over 200 million patients?"

"Army officer: [during Neville's flashback to the military conflict] Abort firing! Abort firing! Interception will fragment bacilli carrying missile! Abort firing! Abort firing!"

"The Last Man always carries an automatic weapon."

"The Last Man on Earth is Not Alone"

"Pray for the last man alive. Because he's not alone."

"The World Is Dead. One Survivor. Then The Others. Crawling In Darkness. The Strangest Sect Of All. Hunting The Last Man On Earth."

"Charlton Heston - Neville"

"Anthony Zerbe - Matthias"

"Paul Koslo - Dutch"

"Rosalind Cash – Lisa"

"Eric Laneuville - Richie"