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aprile 10, 2026
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"[Grabbing an expensive vase during a marital spat] Our marriage lies broken on the floor, like the shards of glass on our honeymoon suite! [He slams the vase to the ground, but it bounces back up into his hands.] Ahhh! Oh-ho! 19th-Century Indian rubber vase, eh?!"
"[After Dolores finally consummates her marriage to Dr. Hfuhruhurr…] I never knew it could be like that! [sighs] So… so… professional!"
"So funny you'll laugh your head off."
"DANGER: HEALTH WARNING: Watching This Movie May Cause Severe Brain Damage"
"Steve Martin Is A World Famous Surgeon. He Invented Screw Top, Zip Lock Brain Surgery. Trust Him."
"Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr"
"Kathleen Turner - Dolores Benedict"
"David Warner - Dr. Alfred Necessiter"
"Paul Benedict - Dr. Necessiter's butler"
"George Furth - Timon"
"Peter Hobbs - Dr. Brandon"
"Earl Boen - Dr. Felix Conrad"
"Randi Brooks - Fran"
"James Cromwell - realtor"
"Francis X. McCarthy - Olsen"
"Estelle Reiner - tourist in elevator"
"Merv Griffin - himself"
"Jeffrey Combs - Dr. Jones"
"Sissy Spacek - Anne Uumellmahaye (voice; uncredited)"