The Crew (2000 film)

"[narrating] Miami Beach. Used to be the average age around here was, like, 82. And then that broad Madonna decides that this is the place to be, and the next thing you know, everywhere you turn, it's women with big breasts, men with big breasts. Breasts are very big here."

"Here is where the problem started, you see, after sex and this is something we never knew - Ha ha, why would we? Tony "The Mouth" Donato, a guy quieter an inverted Trappist monk, like to talk."

"Way to go, Chef Boyardumbass!"

"Who ARE dose guys?"

"You're never too old to work for the mob."

"It may be artificial, but it's still their turf."

"The Black Market, Just Turned Grey!"

"Richard Dreyfuss - Bobby Bartellemeo"

"Burt Reynolds - Joey "Bats" Pistella"

"Dan Hedaya - Mike "The Brick" Donatelli"

"Seymour Cassel - Tony "The Mouth" Donato"

"Carrie-Anne Moss - Detective Olivia Neal"

"Jeremy Piven - Detective Steve Menteer"

"Jennifer Tilly - Maureen "Ferris" Lowenstein"

"Lainie Kazan - Pepper Lowenstein"

"Miguel Sandoval - Raul Ventana"

"Casey Siemaszko - Young Bobby"

"Matthew Bortlenghi - Young Joey "Bats""

"Billy Jayne - Young Tony "Mouth""

"Jeremy Ratchford - Young Mike "The Brick""

"Samantha Kurzman - Young Olivia"

"Jose Zuniga - Escobar"

"Mike Moroff - Jorge"

"Carlos Gómez - Miguel"

"Louis Lombardi - Jimmy Whistles"

"Frank Vincent - Marty"