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aprile 10, 2026
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"Game over, fucking shitface!"
"Are you lame or something? I don't have the fucking energy to explain it. You never know when you need a good windpipe!"
"[about Gunnar, the new teacher] He was more than a little fucked up, wasn't he?"
"Surprise motherfucker!"
"It's a joke. You can take it."
"Leon: [only word he says] No."
"Saki: Ey Sten, why are your sheets wet?"
"Caretaker: [after Doris has jumped out of a fourth story window] Thank god that fat cow didn't land on anyone!"
"Sigge: When I was looking through my uncle's music lexicon I stumbled upon a certain word I had never heard before "funky" what does it mean?"
"Anders Matthesen as Terkel, Barry, Jason, Nigel, Saki, Johanna, Uncle Stewart, Leon, Justin, Osprey"
"Kim Matthesen as Sheila Johanna and fiona"
"Bill Bailey as Barry Cremone, the narrator of the film and music teacher of Terkel's school"
"Ben Bishop as Jason, Terkel's best friend, Osprey, and Nigel & Saki, the two merciless "bully-boys" at Terkel's school"
"Olivia Colman as Sheila, Terkel's mum who is a chain smoker"
"Adrian Edmondson as Terkel, the main protagonist of the film"
"Helena Roman as Fiona, Terkel's sister, and Dumpy Doris, an overweight girl in Terkel's class who has a crush on Terkel"
"Toby Stephens as Justin, Terkel's psychotic new teacher who is the main antagonist of the film"
"Johnny Vegas as Uncle Stewart, Terkel's short-tempered, alcoholic and violent uncle"
"Tim Everett as Leon, Terkel's father, and Priest"
"Melaine Cooper as "Ho", Joanna, and Sally"