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aprile 10, 2026
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"Follow that sum bitch."
"Junior, retirement is cat shit."
"[talking about Junior] He's dumb…but a loveable shit."
"Gimme the good old days when a pair of boobs were a couple of dumb guys."
"I've said it before and I'll say it again. There is no way, no way that you could come from my lions. Soon as we get home, I'm gonna put a lump on your mama's head."
"[yelling at Junior] Will you get away from me, you shit?"
"I'm going to be the bandit! I get to wear the hat and drive the car! I love this! Gimme the car!"
"I get to be the bandit? I don't have to drive the truck, don't have to haul anything but my ass?"
"Dusty Trails: Hey, Cledus, you forgot the mustard."
"Pull out the stops. To heck with the cops. Someone's making out like a bandit."
"Smokey's Back! And The Bandit is at it again!"
"Jackie Gleason — Montague County Sheriff Buford T. Justice"
"Jerry Reed — Cledus "Snowman" Snow/Bandit"
"Paul Williams — Little Enos Burdette"
"Pat McCormick — Big Enos Burdette"
"Mike Henry — Junior Justice"
"Colleen Camp — Dusty Trails"
"Faith Minton — Tina"
"Burt Reynolds — The Real Bandit (Bo "Bandit" Darville)"