Sir Mix-a-Lot

"So Cosmo says you're fat? Well I ain't down with that! 'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin' and I'm thinkin' bout stickin'."

"I like big butts, and I cannot lie."

"My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hon."

"Dial 1-900-MIXALOT."