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aprile 10, 2026
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"A cute, button nose? Thick, wavy locks? Taut, round buttocks? I'm-I'm... [Jill: Gorgeous.]"
"But I love her. [Fairy Godmother: If you really love her, you'll let her go.]"
"Nice catch, Donkey. [Puss: Finally. Good use for your mouth.]"
"There it is, Mongo, to the castle! [?] No, no, no, no, no, no, ?"
"Who dares enter my room?"
"You are told correct. But for this, I charge a great deal of money."
"Hmm. You have engaged my valuable services. Your Majesty. Just tell me where i can find this ogre."
"Haha! Fear me if you dare!"
"Pray from mercy from Puss in Boots!"
"Finally! A good use for your mouth."
"[Guard: Catnip.] That's uh, not mine."
"Dear diary, Sleeping Beauty is having a slumber party tomorrow, but Dad says I can't go. He never lets me out after sunset. Dad says I'm going away for a while, must be like some finishing school or something. Mom says that when I'm old enough, my handsome Prince Charming will rescue me from my tower and bring me back to my family and, we'll all live happily ever after."
"Mike Myers — Shrek (speaking voice)"
"Eddie Murphy — Donkey"
"Cameron Diaz — Princess Fiona"
"Julie Andrews — Queen Lillian"
"Antonio Banderas — Puss in Boots"
"John Cleese — King Harold"
"Rupert Everett — Prince Charming"
"Jennifer Saunders — The Fairy Godmother"
"Frank Welker — Dragon, Dronkeys"
"Aron Warner — Big Bad Wolf"
"Cody Cameron — Pinocchio, Three Pigs"
"Conrad Vernon — Gingy, Muffin Man, Mongo"
"Chris Knights — Blind Mouse"
"Larry King — Ugly Stepsister"
"Chris Miller — Magic Mirror"
"Joan Rivers — Herself"
"In Summer 2004, They're Back for More."
"Once Upon Another Time..."
"Not So Far, Far Away."