Serious Sam

""Ready for Battle!'"

"not paying for this shit"

"Double gun, double you fun."

"You may be big, but i'm serious"

""Hey Phone, give me Las Vegas" (mocking Duke Nukem)"

"You have exactly 5 seconds to explain what i'm doing here and 2 seconds have just passed."

"No Cover, All Man"

"John Dick — Serious Sam"