Matthew Good

"I’d love to know the future. Even if it’s just the past all dressed up to make whatever comes next look good."

"It's like luggage their language."

"It is not unlike men to leave."

"I told him to smother Linda with a pillow while she was sleeping. All he said was “Can’t live with ’em, can’t smother ’em with a pillow." I disagreed."

"You will definitely not survive this next bit."

"I bought a garden hose the other day. I have no idea why. I do things like that from time to time. For example, I’ll go out intending to buy cereal and come home with two Filipino hookers and an application for the Entertainment Card."

"...there is something larger that’s looming out there. A force that remains patient and silent. An entity that waits to teach a lesson that we have yet to grasp. It is much better to just lie there and let it roll over you like some immense army of unquestionable wonder."

""What made you think of Valium anyway?" I said. "I don't know. Maybe it was all that Valium that I took?" she said."

"Good morning, sunshine, time to go."

"Only killers call killing progress"

"Alert Status Red, but the sun comes up instead"

"Mother told me to be something so I'm afraid enough to stay wide awake"

"Searching for those defects, talking like it's a reflex."

"This Karma machine only takes quarters."

"Somewhere around the world someone would love to have my first world problems"