Juwanna Mann

"[after being pulled over] Maybe I can sedyyyyyuce my way out of a ticket...oh shit, it is a white man! OK, Juwanna, you can still pull this off."

"[after seeing Jamal in the team mascot's costume] A third career.....Where do u find the time?"

"The only reason why I stayed with your lyin', cheatin' ass is because you were rich and famous."

"[while being interviewed] In my country, penis okay; My mother have penis, and my sister."

"Do you see that banner up there? It says the "Charlotte Banshees", not the "Charlotte Juwannas"!"