Inkheart (film)

"Who's the driver? Dad. Who's the navigator? Me. Have I ever got us lost before?"

"Toto, you're gonna get me in trouble!"

"Yes, I do. And I also know what they say about talking to strangers."

"You can stay with us. [beat] It was mom's idea."

"Stupid? You're the one who thinks he's in a dream. I was just trying to be nice. Go back to your muttering then. See if I care."

"Why is every bookstore we go to a thousand years old?"

"I have Mo's gift."

"[to Dustfinger] You're afraid."

"Don't worry Toto; you're just not in Kansas anymore."

"You don't know what I can do...and neither do I."

"Well, that makes sense, you speaking weasel."

"The written word is a powerful thing."

"Hey, look! A sasquatch!"

"I don't read aloud anymore."

"I'm warning you. I have no control over what comes and goes."

"I can't send you back. I don't know how."

"This is the story you've been waiting to hear..."

"[about Elinor] She's kind of an acquired taste."

"[to Meggie about Inkheart] You're not even allowed to touch that book, you understand me?"

"Just get in the car!"

"All right; this is our way in. Now listen, this is gonna be dangerous, so you need to keep up. You gotta move quickly."

"I miss my family too."

"Do you know the end of your story Meggie?"

"He doesn't like to be tickled."

"His name's Gwin. And I know he looks charming, but you know what they say about books and covers."

"Has your father ever read you a bedtime story, Meggie?"

"You are not my god!"

"Put right the wrong you did nine years ago."

"Before you say anything, I'm here to save your necks."

"Let's you and me go for a little walk."

"There are times in life when the stars simply align."

"[To Resa] You went in the book when I came out."

"I prefer a story that has the good sense to stay on the page."

"Stop ringing that damn bell!"

"[About Meggie] She so reminds me of her mother. And not just when she opens her mouth, if she ever does."

"You barbaric piece of pulp fiction!"

"Oh yes, and duct tape. I love duct tape."

"[About the Shadow] You are going to love him. And by 'love' I mean 'cower in terror' from."

"[To Dustfinger] Must you do that every time? It's pathetic, honestly."

"[To Dustfinger] Now go and get your burns tended, otherwise I'll be forced to cancel our weekly juggle night. And you know how I love juggle night."

"“Why would we ever want to go back when your world is so accommodating with your telephones and your guns and what's that sticky stuff called ...duct tape.”"

"This must be what it feels like to give birth!"

"(regretably) I'm sorry. I had no choice, (suddenly excited) but look! It's Basta!"

"[About Dustfinger] I'm practically his father!"

"[To Capricorn] You're just how I wrote you. A cowardly thug."

"[To Mortola] You are my crude scribblings, Magpie."

"Meggie! Set me free!"

"It's a wonderful story. I'd give anything to go into it myself."

"Why can't I come too? It's my car."

"Reduced to babysitting. Marvelous."