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aprile 10, 2026
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"I press men's pants. But this is the slack season."
"If I was putting on a new shaw for Miss Show, I mean, a new show for Miss Shaw, well, I've always liked boats. I'd open on a big white battleship, with guns, they'd be white too! Then the spotlight swings to the starboard and reveals Miss Shaw. And she comes floatin' down to the main floor on a big, beautiful white cloud. And she does a dance on the guns and then for a finish they - they fire broadside."
"How do you like that? I'm even a failure at killing myself."
"Just wait till I get my hands on that Park Avenue she-wolf!"
"Kiss me, you idiot!"
"Joe, if what's runnin' through my mind is runnin' through yours, I swear I'll whip you to an inch of your life."
"Connie and Larry, you were really diggin' with a dignified dialogue tonight."
"You know, something tells me that your gold mine and my gold mine ought to get together."
"M-G-M's Madcap Musical Comedy!"
"Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer's Joy Show!"
"Red Does It Again!"
"Red Skelton — Joseph Rivington Renolds"
"Eleanor Powell — Constance Shaw"
"Richard Ainley — Larry West"
"Patricia Dane — Suretta Brenton"
"Sam Levene — Ed Jackson"
"Jimmy Dorsey — Jimmy Dorsey"
"Thurston Hall — Kenneth Lawlor"
"Lena Horne — Lena Horne"
"Hazel Scott — Hazel Scott"
"John Hodiak — Roy Hartwood"
"Butterfly McQueen — Annette"
"Charles Judels — Stage Manager"
"Lionel Braham — Mr. Gillingham"
"Tommy Dorsey — himself"