Hoot (film)

"My mom told me Florida was so sunny and gorgeous, that everybody in America wanted to live there. Everybody except me. And as usual, I was out-voted."

"I knew I couldn't spend the rest of the school year hiding from Beatrice the Bear. I had to take a stand, even if it meant getting decapitated with my own lunch tray."

"[on the phone with the mayor's secretary] Mother Paula can do a lot of things, but she can't change the weather. That would be Mother Nature."

"So why are there palm trees in Ireland?"

"So to answer your question, Pacific swells are usually a lot bigger than Atlantic swells. But remember: Kelly Slater is from Florida."

"Mullet Fingers: You've got to start thinking like an outlaw!"

"Dana Matherson: [lisping] You and me are far from thettled!"

"Mayor: Mother Paula's is going to be a shining example of my six-point economic development plan, bringing to Coconut Cove over twelve new jobs!"

"Kimberly: I would just like to say that I, Mother Paula, am simply shocked by what's gone on here today. And you, young man, are no longer an employee of Mother Paula's; you're fired!"

"Luke Wilson as Officer David Delinko (the police officer in Coconut Cove)."

"Logan Lerman as Roy A. Eberhardt."

"Brie Larson as Beatrice "The Bear" Leep, Roy's girlfriend."

"Tim Blake Nelson as Leroy "Curly" Brannit, David's rival later best friend."

"Cody Linley as Napoleon Bridger "Mullet Fingers" Leep, Beatrice's stepbrother and Roy's best friend."

"Neil Flynn as Andrew Eberhardt, Roy's father."

"Clark Gregg as Chuck Muckle, (the manager of Coconut Cove)."

"Robert Wagner as Mayor Grandy (the mayor of Coconut Cove)."

"Kiersten Warren as Lizzy Eberhardt, Roy's mother."

"Jessica Cauffiel as Kimberly Lou Dixon, Curly's girlfriend (the mascot of Mother Paula's Pancake House)."

"Dean Collins as Garrett, Roy's best friend."

"Eric Phillips as Dana Matherson, Roy's school bully. (the former at the Trace Middle School later at the Detention Camp Military School.)"

"Damaris Justamante as Mrs. Matherson, Dana's mother."

"Jimmy Buffett as Mr. Ryan, Roy's best friend."

"John Archie as Captain."

"Robert Donner as Kalor."

"Carl Hiaasen as Felix."