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aprile 10, 2026
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"I'm giving thanks that we don't have to go through this for another year. Except we do, because those bastards went and put Christmas right in the middle, just to punish us."
"Come on. Where is everybody? People are starving in the former Yugoslavia."
"[answers the phone] Hello... who?... I never heard of him, consult your directory. [hangs up]"
"Henry! A car full of Larsons almost died there!"
"Into the house! Everyone! Before we're in the evening news!"
"Well, that was absurd. Let's eat dead bird!"
"When you go home, do you wonder: Who are these people?"
"On the fourth Thursday in November, 84 million American families will gather together... And wonder why."
"We'll do it every year..until we get it right"
"Holly Hunter - Claudia Larson"
"Robert Downey Jr. - Tommy Larson"
"Anne Bancroft - Adele Larson"
"Charles Durning - Henry Larson"
"Dylan McDermott - Leo Fish"
"Geraldine Chaplin - Aunt Gladys"
"Steve Guttenberg - Walter Wedman"
"Cynthia Stevenson - Joanne Larson Wedman"
"Claire Danes - Kitt Larson"
"Austin Pendleton - Peter Arnold"
"Amy Yasbeck - Ginny Johnson Drewer"
"David Strathairn - Russell Terziak"
"Emily Ann Lloyd - Brittany Lace Wedman"
"Zach Duhame - Walter Wedman, Jr."
"Celeste Lecesne - Ron Drewer"
"Angela Paton - Woman on Airplane"
"Randy Stone - Man in Car"
"Sam Slovick - Jack"
"Shawn Hatosy - Counter Boy"