First Quote Added
aprile 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"I feel like I've been raped....IN THE FACE!"
"Chuy, you're going to have a magical life. Because no matter where you go, it's always going to be better than Tucson."
"It's getting late... and my wife is ovulating."
"[in commercial] I'm having a herpes outbreak, right now - but you'd never know it. Thanks, Herpocol!"
"It's a slippery slope... beer, liquor, dope, coke, meth, chicks with dicks, then jail!"
"You wanna hit me? I would love it if you hit me! I'm married to a Jew, I've got nothing to lose!"
"I still get nervous around ethnics."
"Steve Coogan - Dana Marschz"
"Catherine Keener - Brie Marschz"
"Joseph Julian Soria - Octavio Marquez"
"Skylar Astin - Rand Posin"
"Phoebe Strole - Epiphany Sellars"
"Melonie Diaz - Ivonne"
"Arnie Pantoja - Vitamin J"
"Michael Esparza - Chuy"
"Natalie Amenula - Yolanda"
"David Arquette - Gary"
"Elisabeth Shue - Elisabeth Shue"
"Amy Poehler - Cricket Feldstein"