Garfield and Friends (Season 1)

"Jon: I'm making your "Abraham Lincoln's Birthday" birthday cake, Garfield. Garfield: Leave the beard off this time, will you, Jon? [from The Creature That Lived in the Refridgerator Behind the Mayonnaise, Next to the Ketchup, and to the Left of the Coleslaw]"

"Garfield: [ At one point of the nightmare, a king-size giant Garfield (from overeating) gets beamed up by an alien spacecraft] Yoo-hoo! Mr. Spock? Anyone?"

"Space Creature: Greetings, earth creature. You, no doubt, have questions."

"Garfield:Yeah. Got anything to eat?"

"Space Creature: [checking the cat's plumage] Hmmm... Nice and plump. We did a good job fattening you up with the interplanetary hunger ray."

"Garfield: Fattening me up?"

"Space Creature: But of course, you will be Thanksgiving dinner for the entire planet of Clarion. And there'll be planty left over for sandwiches the next day."

"Garfield: Me? Sandwiches?! No. No! I'd make lousy sandwiches! [the ship takes off into outer space] I wanna see Jon again, and Odie! He can have all his dog biscuits! NOOO! [fades back to reality]I'll go on a diet! I'll lose weight! You don't want me for Thanksgiving dinner! My drumsticks have fur on 'em! [feels a familiar lick] No! They're baisting me! They're... [wakes up to find Odie in front of him] I know that slurp! Odie?"

"Roy: [The CD is] stuck! That's what I get for buying a stereo from a horse."

"Roy: At this rate, I'll be done [putting the grain back in the silo] in time for Christmas."

"Sheldon: What year? Roy: That I'm not sure of."

"Orson: ...Maybe you'll look like me."

"Sheldon: Are you trying to scare me?"

"Booker: Roy, why are you playing the wake-up call now? It's nine-thirty!"

"Roy: I'm on daylight savings' time."

"Wade: Everyone thinks I'm a coward, and I resent it."

"Orson: Wade, you are a coward. Wade: That's why I resent it."