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aprile 10, 2026
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"[as Joseph in the Nativity play] My wife is pregnant and it's not my baby, but yet I'm cool with it, because God's the one who got her pregnant."
"Woman! Do your job and swaddle this baby!"
"My childhood was like The Shawshank Redemption, except I didn't have some old, warm, black man to share my story with!"
"You really can't spell 'families' without lies. Try it."
"Boys, I don't want to speak ill of your mother on Christmas, but she's nothing but a common street whore."
"His father, her mother, his mother and her father all in one day."
"Pour eux les fêtes sont un vrai cauchemar. (For them the holidays are a real nightmare.)"
"Vince Vaughn - Bradford "Brad" McVie"
"Reese Witherspoon - Kate"
"Robert Duvall - Howard McVie"
"Sissy Spacek - Paula"
"Jon Voight - Creighton"
"Mary Steenburgen - Marilyn"
"Kristin Chenoweth - Courtney"
"Jon Favreau - Denver McVie"
"Tim McGraw - Dallas McVie"
"Katy Mixon - Susan McVie"
"Dwight Yoakam - Pastor Phil"
"Carol Kane - Aunt Sarah"
"Colleen Camp - Aunt Donna"
"Jack Donner - Grandpa"
"Steve Wiebe - Jim"
"Skyler Gisondo - Connor McVie"
"Patrick Van Horn - Darryl"
"Brian Baumgartner - Eric"
"Cedric Yarbrough - Stan"
"Creagen Dow - Sheep"
"Zachary Gordon - Kid In Jump-Jump (cameo)"
"Noah Munck - screaming kid"
"True Bella Pinci - Kasi"