Eggs

"For Children: You will need to know the difference between Friday and a fried egg. It's quite a simple difference, but an important one. Friday comes at the end of the week, whereas a fried egg comes out of a chicken. Like most things, of course, it isn't quite that simple. The fried egg isn't properly a fried egg until it's been put in a frying pan and fried. This is something you wouldn't do to a Friday, of course, though you might do it on a Friday. You can also fry eggs on a Thursday, if you like, or on a cooker. It's all rather complicated, but it makes a kind of sense if you think about it for a while."

"I am egg and always will be, and we are eggs and always will be. Fried eggs. Or rotten eggs. Boiled eggs. Or scrambled eggs. Poached eggs. Or round eggs. Eggs. Eggs. Eggs."

"Going as if he trod upon eggs."

"A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg."

"'And how exactly like an egg he is!' she said aloud, standing with her hands ready to catch him, for she was every moment expecting him to fall. 'It's very provoking,' Humpty Dumpty said after a long silence, looking away from Alice as he spoke, 'to be called an egg — very!' 'I said you looked like an egg, Sir,' Alice gently explained. 'And some eggs are very pretty, you know,' she added, hoping to turn her remark into a sort of compliment."

"O the hard-boiled eggs! There are two corner-stones necessary for a picnic — sunshine and hard-boiled eggs."

"The bird fights its way out of the egg. The egg is the world. Who would be born must first destroy a world."

"I love eggs so much. I feel like my day hasn’t started until I’ve had eggs. I’m probably gonna die from high cholesterol."

"When she saw me cooking eggs, she thought I was back at it."

"I'll no pullet-sperm in my brewage."

"A box without hinges, key or lid, Yet golden treasure inside is hid."

"Better an egg today than a hen tomorrow."

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket."

"Eggs and oaths are soon broken."

"You can't have an omelette unless you break the egg."