Ed (film)

"I am going to spank that monkey!"

"[to a spider] Hey Charlotte, where's Wilbur? [cut to his mom serving up ham] Wilbur, mom you didn't."

"[as Ed's trying to get in the house pretending to need the bathroom] How dumb do I look? You wanted to play hardball remember? There's a sandbox down there so go pee your socks off, and quit banging on the door. [closes the door and Ed breaks it down] What the...?"

"Minor league. Major friendship."

"Heroes come in all shapes and sizes."

"Matt LeBlanc as Jack "Deuce" Cooper."

"Jay Caputo and Denise Cheshire as Ed."

"Jayne Brook as Lydia."

"Doren Fein as Liz."

"Jack Warden as Chubb."

"Bill Cobbs as Tipton."

"Jim Caviezel as Dizzy."

"Jim O'Heir as Art."

"Steve Eastin as Shark's Manager."

"Brad Hunt as Carnie."