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aprile 10, 2026
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"D'you know our high school reunion's comin' up? Ten years... D'you know how depressing that is? D'you think I don't wanna slash my fucking wrists when I think about that? Goddamn it!"
"Steven, you drive like my fucking grandma! Wait... that's actually an insult because my grandma drives better than you do!"
"[Being thrown out for throwing a tantrum in a mall.] Fucking suburbanized shit!"
"Steven Schoichet: I look both ways when I cross the street."
"Heidi Schoichet: [seeing Steven in his underwear, with his dummy dressed as a child] Steven? Gross! You look like a child molester."
"The story of a dummy and his man."
"Sometimes you need a little help finding yourself."
"A comedy about finding your voice before you lose your mind."
"Some people can say a lot without moving their lips."
"Adrian Brody - Steven Schoichet"
"Milla Jovovich - Fangoria "Fannie" Gurkel"
"Illeana Douglas - Heidi Schoichet"
"Vera Farmiga - Lorena Fanchetti"
"Jessica Walter - Fern Schoichet"
"Ron Leibman - Lou Schoichet"
"Jared Harris - Michael Foulicker"