Dear Dictator

"Tell her you're sick. You will learn far more from me than you will learn from the US education system."

"I'm a rebel, and I go on until someone stops me."

"Sometimes I wish I could be a lesbian, you know? Like, I have spent my whole life chasing men, like they're gonna come in and fix all my problems. They're men. I mean, think about it. There are no girl rapists or serial killers... except for that chick they made a movie about, but that doesn't count, 'cause she looked like a dude."

"He is a Dictator. She is a rebel. What could go wrong?"

"She thought she was a rebel...Until she met a real one."

"Michael Caine – General Anton Vincent"

"Katie Holmes – Darlene Mills"

"Odeya Rush – Tatiana Mills"

"Seth Green – Dr Charles Seaver"

"Jason Biggs – Mr Spines"