Continental Divide (film)

"I've never seen such big balls - and I'm from Chicago."

"I know what I wrote, I was there when I wrote it."

"It's so quiet up here, you could hear a mouse get a hard on."

"The air was thin. She was average cute. She was the only girl up there. The air was so thin!"

"John Belushi - Ernie Souchak"

"Blair Brown - Nell Porter"

"Allen Garfield - Howard McDermott"

"Val Avery - Yablonowitz"

"Tony Ganios - Max Bernbaum"