Coming to America

"[looking at the behinds of the Miss Black Awareness pageant contestants] I didn't come to preach to you today...But you know, when I look at these contestants! For the Miss Black Awareness Pageant, I feel good! I feel good, because I know there's a God somewhere! There's a God somewhere! Turn around ladies for me please! You know there's a God who sits on high and looks down low! Man cannot make it like this! Larry Flynt! Hugh Hefner! They can take the picture, but they can't make it! Only God above, the Hugh Hefner on high, can make it for ya!"

"Now I want you to reach onto God's unchanging hand. He helped Joshua fight the Battle of Jericho. He helped Daniel escape the lion's den. He helped Gilligan get off the island."

"This summer, Prince Akeem discovers America."

"The Four Funniest Men in America are Eddie Murphy."

"Eddie Murphy - Prince Akeem/Clarence/Randy Watson/Saul"

"Arsenio Hall - Semmi/Morris/Reverend Brown/last (ugly) woman in bar scene."

"James Earl Jones - King Jaffe Joffer"

"John Amos - Cleo McDowell"

"Madge Sinclair - Queen Aoleon"

"Shari Headley - Lisa McDowell"

"Eriq La Salle - Darryl Jenks"

"Allison Dean - Patrice McDowell"

"Cuba Gooding, Jr. - Boy in Barber Shop"

"Samuel L. Jackson - Hold Up Man at McDowell's"