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aprile 10, 2026
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"Tom Dale. Big star. He's in New York filming an adaptation of a sequel of a remake."
"[about Papadakis] He's very arty, pretentious, one of those assholes who shoots all his films in black and white."
"I can't have sex with you! My body belongs to my husband and there is no way that I could betray him in that way. But what I do from the neck up is a different story."
"Every curve in your body fulfills its promise. If the universe has any meaning, I'm looking at it."
"One minute you're in the lunchroom at Glenwood High and you fucking blink and you're 40, you blink again and you can see movies at half price on a senior citizen's pass. Ask not for whom the bell tolls, or to put it more accurately, ask not for whom the toilet flushes."
"Just in time. Another minute, I'd have been found dead of comedy poisoning..."
"No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck."
"I've become the person I've always hated, but I'm happier."
"[to Lee] I hope you catch a break."
"Well, I'm working on buying St. Patrick's Cathedral, maybe doing a little rip-down job and putting up a very very tall and beautiful building."
"Kenneth Branagh - Lee Simon"
"Judy Davis - Robin Simon"
"Joe Mantegna - Tony Gardella"
"Winona Ryder - Nola"
"Famke Janssen - Bonnie"
"Charlize Theron - Supermodel"
"Melanie Griffith - Nicole Oliver"
"Leonardo DiCaprio - Brandon Darrow"
"Gretchen Mol - Vicky"
"Kate Burton - Cheryl"
"Bebe Neuwirth - Nina"
"Hank Azaria - David"
"Douglas McGrath - Bill Gaines"
"J. K. Simmons - Souvenir Hawker"
"Dylan Baker - Catholic Retreat Priest"
"Debra Messing - TV Reporter"
"Allison Janney - Evelyn Isaacs"
"Gerry Becker - Jay Tepper"
"Tony Sirico - Lou DeMarco"
"Celia Weston - Dee Bartholomew"
"Aida Turturro - Olga"
"Lorri Bagley - Gina"
"David Margulies - Counselor Adelman"
"Jeffrey Wright - Greg"
"Tony Darrow - Moving Man"
"Adrian Grenier, Sam Rockwell, and John Doumanian - Darrow's Entourage"
"Greg Mottola - Director"
"Michael Moon - Himself/El Flamingo Band"
"Donald Trump - Himself"
"Ian Somerhalder - Unconfirmed"
"Karen Duffy - TV Reporter"
"Frank Licari - Camera Man"
"Andre Gregory - John Papadakis"
"A funny look at people who will do anything to get famous... or stay famous."