Burglar (film)

"That's right, bitch, don't tell me about the alarm."

"It's not what you steal... it's who you steal it from."

"[listening to the loud sounds of sex] Who is this guy? [listening to even louder sounds of sex] And why don't I have his phone number?"

"[to the man who just tried to kill her by drowning] You ruined my life, my 'do, AND my Manilow tapes!"

"Dr. Cynthia Sheldrake: There is a DISTINCT difference between killing someone and fucking them!"

"Carl Hefler: Did you know that policemen have the highest rate of suicide?"

"Frankie: That's not really my forte."

"Whoopi Goldberg as Bernice Rhodenbarr."

"Bobcat Goldthwait as Carl Hefler."

"G.W. Bailey as Ray Kirschman."

"Lesley Ann Warren as Dr. Cynthia Sheldrake."

"James Handy as Carson Verrill."

"Anne De Salvo as Detective Todras."

"John Goodman as Detective Nyswander."

"Elizabeth Ruscio as Frankie."

"Vyto Ruginis as K.E. Graybow."

"Larry Mintz as Vincent 'Knobby' DiCarno."

"Raye Birk as The Jogger."

"Eric Poppick as Deliveryman."

"Scott Lincoln as Man in Cadillac."

"Thom Bray as Shoplifter in Bookstore."

"Ethan Phillips as Barman. (uncredited)"