Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts

"Bird was bad in our last game, now it seems she's extra lame!"

"This sounds like a preposterous ruse, what'll you do if we refuse?"

"Your name is odd and you look a bit queer, so tell old Grunty what brings L.O.G. here?"

"I wish they could stay like this, but I suppose you people would actually like to take part in this game. Now then. In line with Banjo tradition, your challenge will consist of collecting as many pointless objects as possible. Let the Collectathon commence!"

"No, no, no... It's all too painful to watch. Gamers today don't want all this, they just want to shoot things! But as we're broadening the demographic, I'll have to think of something original. Hmmm. Very well then, failures, listen carefully."