Alex Rider

"I'm sorry you were bullied at school, but lots of kids get bullied and they don't turn into psychopaths."

"If you want a round of applause, you'll have to take off the handcuffs."

"I thought you were going to kill me, not bore me to death!"

"It looks like I sleighed him..."

"Damian Cray to Rider: Do you know the most evil thing in the world? Rider to Cray: Is that including or not including you?"